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Why was the newborn baby bored?

Because his mother just bore him.

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Why was the cook proud of the eggs she made?

Because they were well done.

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How did Beth like her job ironing shirts?

She was ironing bored.

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What do you call a mouse that talks a lot?

A blabber-mouse.

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What word describes looking forward to see your aunt?

Aunt-icipation.

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How was Jim doing in the track and field competition?

He found that winning faced a lot of hurdles.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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How do Mr. & Mrs. Deer say hello to each other?

Hello Dear.

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When the prices of houses go up, why do their roofs get weaker?

Because the prices go through the roof.

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What do air conditioning installers do to save space?

They get all their ducts lined up.

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What's does track & field have in common with a Polish bank?

They both have Pole vaults.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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