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In Amanda's school, why didn't the teachers write errors in the margins of the paper?

Because the paper they used had no margin for errors.

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Why is it often difficult to communicate messages to other people?

Because often they begin with a mess.

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Why did Jeff like playing basketball, soccer, and baseball?

When he was doing these activities, he was having a ball.

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Why didn't Joe like running at the track?

He felt like he was just running around in circles.

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If before marriage a man is incomplete, what is he after he gets married?

He's finished.

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Why didn't Fred accept rides with other people, and preferred to walk?

Because he didn't want to be taken for a ride.

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Why was the elephant that lived in Manhattan depressed?

It couldn't find work, so it felt ir-elephant.

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How did Cindy feel about programs that weren't testable?

She felt they were detestable.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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Why were the students inspired by their teacher to try their best to spell words correctly?

They were spell bound.

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What 2 letters do you say when you realize something?

I C

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What is the difference between a building under construction and a flashlight?

The building uses heavy beams, and a flashlight uses light beams.

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