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Why did Matt run in the desert?

For the big race, he wanted to make a dry run.

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What being always acts and feels lousy?

The louse.

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What spice did Betty avoid adding to recipes?

Because she felt people didn't taste it, it was a waste of Thyme.

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How did Joe feel when he met with a lot of his friends and family?

Joe + you + us = joyous.

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When the cat fell into a large bag of quarters, why was it so scared?

Because it was in close quarters.

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What kind of tree teaches us about shapes?

Geoma tree.

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Where can you go when you're tired?

You can go to bed and go to sleep.

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Is the dolphin having a good time?

It's having a ball.

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What is good motto for a gym, to encourage people to lose weight?

Let there be light!

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What's the combination of a man and a lima bean?

A human bean.

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Why didn't Bill talk about his skin rash?

It was a senstive topic.

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What did Bill say to his inexperienced chiropractor?

Your a real pain in the neck.

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