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What kind of insect has a name that indicates that it's always running away?

The flea.

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Why did Maxine toss a clock in the air?

She wanted to see time fly.

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What number does a train say?

Two - Two.

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Why did the manager buy a very large piece of paper?

Because he wanted all his workers to be on the same page.

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How did Betty feel when the neighbor's dog barked at her whenever she walked by?

She felt hounded.

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How did Joe feel when he realized how much money he could have saved with a more fuel-efficient car?

He felt fuelish.

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What did Cynthia say when her dog bit into her rye bread sandwich?

Something is awry!

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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What was Judy's reaction when the milk spilled on the floor?

No use crying over spilled milk.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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What food made Emily think about what happened in the past?

Pasta.

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How did Martha feel when she cut her vegetables into very small pieces?

Grate.

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