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What are people called who have a tendency to act on a whim?

Whim-men.

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How did Max feel about his rash?

He found it very irritating.

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What does getting up in the morning have to do with Newton's laws of motion?

A body at rest tends to stay at rest.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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If a person was stranded on a desert island, what color would he find there?

Maroon.

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What do you call someone who steals dishes?

Dish-honest.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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Why did the prisoner ask the judge to put words on a train?

Because he wanted the judge to commute his sentence.

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Why did Martha lose weight when she ate vegetables?

Because they took away her appetite.

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What is the letter O called when it acts strange?

A weirdo.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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