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Why did Jill avoid slapping the bottom of the boulder in the park?

She didn't want to hit rock bottom.

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What is used to lubricate the joints of a robot?

Elbow grease.

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What did Amy call her book about why people put other people down?

The Meaning of Demeaning.

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How do you describe professional athletes?

They are pro-active.

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How did Bill feel when he searched for gold, and found a profitable iron mine?

He thought it was ironic.

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What did people call their activity of dashing things over the cliffs onto the rocks 100 yards below?

The hundred yard dash.

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Why is it important that ducks learn to fly at an early age?

Because before they learn to fly they are just sitting ducks.

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During negotiations, why did one side suggest that they continue at the local diner?

They wanted to make a counter offer.

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What did the man say after talking to the porcupine?

You have a lot of good points.

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Why did the police give the suspect a bowl of beans at the edge of the table?

They wanted him to spill the beans.

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What is similar between a house of worship and Swiss cheese?

They're both holy.

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What is it called if someone thinks they can learn Torah by listening to Beatle music?

Beatle Torah.

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