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Are the Facebook office buildings physical?

Yes, but they are also Meta physical.

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What did the Mayor say when the workers put street signs upside down?

This is not a good sign.

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How do you describe a seagull that believes everything you say?

Gullible.

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What did the artist do before he made a sculpture of a person's head?

He had to plan a head.

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When does fore plus fore equals four.

The forelegs of one horse and the forelegs of another horse adds up to four legs.

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How did the rose deal with the challenges of life?

It always rose to the occasion.

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What is the relationship between a trial and love?

The trial involves justice, and love involves just us.

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When a man and a woman go on a date, how many kinds of dates are there?

Among others: accomodate, candidate, consolidate, elucidate, update, raindate, validate, inundate, and intimidate.

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What happened to the person who snuck into the heated swimming pool?

He's now in hot water.

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What are flies that hang around a clock called?

Time flies.

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Why did the people realize that calling their town Competent was not a good idea?

Then all the people in the town would be in Competent.

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When the bee joined the bee hive, how did it feel?

It felt like a newbie.

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