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What was Bill's reaction when someone approached him with a negative attitude?

He was non-plussed.

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Why did Jim write a last will and testament?

Because where there is a will there's a way.

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Why did Betty buy a very large plate?

Because she had so many things on her plate.

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What is the difference between Moby Dick and a blues band?

One is a blue whale, and the other is a blue wail.

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When it rains, how are trees and grass similar to people?

They enjoy taking a shower.

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Why did Jim feel like a flamingo?

Because he couldn't put his foot down.

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What did the rancher say to the person he thought was taking down parts of his fence?

I'm accusing you, but I hope you don't take offence.

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When a doctor displayed the brain image of a high IQ person, what was the reaction?

That it was ingenious.

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What was it called when Grace tossed a pea pod to someone she wanted to stop arguing with?

A pod cast to start a peas process.

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How was Bob able to eat donuts so quickly?

He was good at out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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How do you describe someone who has a lot of influence in the field of app development?

He has app pull.

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