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Why are the internal parts of the body called organs?

Because they are all so well organized.

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What is the smartest part of the body?

The nose - it's amazing how much it nose.

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Why do some people prefer oranges that are easier to peel?

They find them more appealing.

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What did the cat - whose name was Yow - say?

Me Yow.

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Why did the two electric eels like each other so much?

They found each other so electrifying.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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When Jerry looked at his legs, how did he know that he was eating too much?

His calves had become cows.

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What did the chiropractor say when he started working on a patient?

Welcome back.

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Why is the last part of a meal called dessert?

That's when people desert their diet.

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How did Bill describe his ability to make great tea?

It's my specialty.

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What can you take when you're tired?

You can take a nap or you can take a break.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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