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When Nancy suggested putting grated cheese on the salad, what was everyone's reaction?

They thought it was grate.

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If a gun had children, who would they be?

Well, the boy would be a son of a gun.

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How do spiders find food to eat?

They look on the web.

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What is something that many bathrooms don't have?

A bath.

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What does a penthouse have in common with the lead article in a magazine?

They are both a cover story.

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Why did Martha practice drawing lions?

Her therapist said that there were times she had to get better at drawing the lion.

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What is inside a box of matches that falls from the sky?

A match made in heaven.

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Why was the farm worker disappointed?

He thought he was promised a good salary, but they gave him a good celery.

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Why didn't Angela like shopping for fruits and vegetable?

Because often they were very fresh.

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What is a group of pictures of people laughing called?

Laughing stock.

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What is one result of inflation?

Goodbye to good buys.

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Why did Jenny dislike her job as a stenographer?

Because her boss was a dictator.

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