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What kind of bean has regrets?

A coulda bean.

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How did Jeremy deal with his desire to see the whole world?

He realized that roam wasn't built in a day.

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What happened to Bill?

He tripped while he was on a trip.

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What do palm trees and calendars have in common?

They both have a lot of dates.

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Why did the owner of the factory close the factory when the workers went on strike a third time?

He said 3 strikes and we're out.

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What do you call horses that live next to each other?

Neigh-bors.

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What is a good name for a tanning salon for men?

Tan Gent.

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Why was Emily very careful when she made right and left turns with the car?

Because one good turn deserves another.

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What company is similar to how Sammy used to have a rock band?

Sam Sung.

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What happened when the oil candle over Bill's bed fell on him while he was sleeping?

He woke up oily in the morning.

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When does the weather need a therapist?

When it's raining like crazy.

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Why did a lot of people want to use Alan Richter's bathroom scale?

Because they wanted to know what they weighed on the Richter scale.

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