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What is it called if a person agrees in order to get something in return?

A greed.

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When Natalie was sick, why did she touch the water well?

She wanted to feel well.

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What did the Arial, Helvetica, and Courier fonts say to each other?

You're not my type.

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What did the tree do when it felt like just a stick in the mud?

It branched out.

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Why did the bears stop being friends?

They found each other unbearable.

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What did the fish say to the fisherman?

If you're interested, drop me a line.

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What can you take, and still leave things where they are?

Take a walk, take a nap, take a look, take a break, take a picture, and take a shower.

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What did the cheese say when it was shredded?

I feel grate.

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What bird is very curious about people?

The owl, because is always saying 'Who, who?'

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Why do some people find it very cool to go to sports games?

Because there are so many fans there.

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What symbol is written before it is pronounced?

The dollar sign.

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Why did the light bulb have emotional problems?

Because it was turned off.

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