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What Chinese dynasty was known for everyone trying to be the same?

The Sem Ting Dynasty.

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Why was Alan not sure he liked playing trumpet in the band?

Because afterwards he felt like he blew it.

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What two letters are empty?

MT

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When we treat others with tact, what is the result?

Our relationships remain intact.

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How do you say hello to the middle of the day?

High, noon!

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What happens to the toy drones that start by themselves?

They're flying off the shelves.

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What nickname did Billy's English teacher give him because his essays were so good?

Bill of writes.

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What do you call an engineer that dries out the water from streams?

An ex-stream-ist.

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Now that the Peter bought a dairy farm, what will he do with it?

He'll milk it for all its worth.

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What illness do birds get after they fly a lot?

The flew.

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Why did Alan give pennies to people in the street?

He felt the people would benefit by common cents.

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