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What gets larger as the things they represent get smaller?

The numbers associated with roads (highway 1 is larger than higher 4325)

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Why did Alan think carefully about everything decision he made?

Because to do anything else would be unthinkable.

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How did Sam and Betty describe that they walked on a different path in the woods every day?

Roam wasn't built in a day.

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What's a good name for a parking garage that treats its customers like royalty?

Par King.

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What is it called when a car has a good mother?

Good car ma.

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What is the motto of a store that sends packaged liver to customers?

We deliver de liver.

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What do programs, programmers, mathematics, lumbermills, and fireplaces all have it common?

They all use logs.

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What is similar about these 2 pictures?

They are both sublime

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After Joe's dog Spot ran away, why was his house cleaner?

Because it was Spot-less.

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What did the doctor's wife say when his new practice was slow?

You just need more practice in your new practice, and you need patience for more patients.

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How did they describe the situation where the band's bass players were drunk?

The basses were loaded.

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Why did the philosopher become a locksmith?

He wanted to find the key to happiness.

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