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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

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A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

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Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

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Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

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What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

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An egg plant.

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What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

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Mini-apples.

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How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

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He knew it off the top of his head.

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How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

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He felt crummy.

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How did Bill like making food on the grill?

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It was grate.

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What's another name for computer generated music?

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Algo-rhythm.

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What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

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He's in Valid.

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What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

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A needle.

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What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

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She was bowled over.

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Do people gain weight as they get older?

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If they do, it's a waist of time.

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What is the difference between a fish and a bathroom?

A fish has many scales, and a bathroom usually has one scale.

Why did Milton Berle say he is going to stop turning around?

Because every time he turns around, another year goes by.

What is a plant growing out of an egg called?

An egg plant.

What mid-Western US city is named after small apples?

Mini-apples.

How did Jack learn to give himself a haircut?

He knew it off the top of his head.

How did Billy feel when the cookies got smashed?

He felt crummy.

How did Bill like making food on the grill?

It was grate.

What's another name for computer generated music?

Algo-rhythm.

What's the problem with a person being in Valid, Sweden?

He's in Valid.

What has one eye, no mouth, and everyone agrees that it always makes a good point.

A needle.

What happened when the large bowl fell off the shelf and knocked Betty down?

She was bowled over.

Do people gain weight as they get older?

If they do, it's a waist of time.

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