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Why is it best to avoid jealousy?

Because it ends with lousy.

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What did the math teacher try to convey to her class?

Everything has its pluses and minuses.

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What Hebrew word does this represent?

Dati

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How did cell phones get their name?

Because if we're not careful, they can imprison us.

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What is the difference between a real man and one that is not real?

One is Sir Real, and the other is surreal.

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How is waiting in line similar to being a doctor?

You need patience.

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When we feel blessed, why do we feel like singing?

Because the word blessing ends with the word sing.

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What is the result of a person being cold to others?

He becomes ice-olated.

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What was a misunderstanding between Bill and his wife?

She asked for toilet water for her birthday, and he didn't know it meant perfume.

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How did the pig feel when the other pigs in the pig-hole called him a 'square'?

He felt like a square pig in a round hole.

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What is similar between a clothing factory and Scrabble?

They both use text tiles.

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What is the person who a cougher coughs on called?

Coffee.

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