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What is the trend called where people take pieces of coal with them on dates?

Carbon dating.

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What does a person say who lives in a suite of rooms in a hotel?

Home suite home.

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How is the political system similar to the pages in a book?

Because everything is either justified right or justified left.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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How did Bob react when his friend said, 'You look so sunburned, did you use enough sun tan oil'.

Bob responded, 'You don't have to rub in in.'

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What is built into the walls at Microsoft headquarters?

Microsoft windows.

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What do you call college students who go back to school in the fall?

Autumn leaves.

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What involves running, but can take place in just the kitchen?

Running out of food.

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What is similar between a baseball player and a guard at a large party?

They both try to keep their eye on the ball.

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Why was the ballet teacher considered to be so good?

She really kept her students on their toes.

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Why did Bill try not to reminisce about his days in the Merchant Marines?

He didn't want to miss the boat.

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What did the table cloth say to the table?

Don't be concerned, I've got you covered.

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