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What do you call someone who is driven crazy by the ticking of a clock?

A luna-tick.

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Why do shoes sneeze when they get hot?

They become hot-shoes!

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What is it called when a very small child waves at you?

Micro wave lovin'.

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What do you call someone who is an expert at choosing clocks for counter-tops?

Counter clock wise.

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How did Elliot's investment in the chicken farm work out?

It took him a while to re-coop his investment.

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What is similar between a teenager with a credit card and a rhinoceros?

They are both dangerous when they are charging.

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Why is ethics like art?

You have to know where to draw the line.

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How did the mouse avoid the mousetrap?

He just squeaked by.

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How do we know that the ancient Egyptians were not honest?

They were into pyramid schemes.

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How did the inventor of the Jack-In-The-Box come up with invention?

He used out-of-the-box thinking.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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Why did Betty hold things very tightly when things got tough?

She didn't want things to get out of hand.

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