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How did Emma feel when she had a dream during a nap that she was elected president?

It felt like a power nap.

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How did the bad sergeant behave?

He was rotten to the corps.

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What music makes a person feel like a worn out cloth?

Rag time.

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Why did the shepherd find the sheep so heavy?

Wherever he would lead them, they were lead.

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What do you call a very long line?

A line's den.

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What would ticks be called if they were found on the moon?

Luna-ticks.

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What do you call a successful young man that hardly ever sleeps?

A son that never sets.

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What is the clue that tells you that being cynical is not a good attitude?

The word cynical begins with the word 'sin'.

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How is a liquor store similar to a nursery of babies?

They both have fine whines.

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What kind of tea commands respect?

Authora tea.

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What was Samantha's reaction to the small flea market?

She thought it was a little bizarre.

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Why did Arnold fly in a plane over the North Pole?

He wanted to get over a cold.

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