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What is a banquet for bowlers called?

A bowling ball.

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What can happen to our calves if we eat too much?

They can become cows.

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What animal is similar to a tree that looks like a pole?

Poultry.

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Why don't matadors take bulls seriously?

Because they know that they are full of bull.

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If you take a pleated skirt, and take the pleats out, what does it become?

Depleted.

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What is a cookie with a PhD called?

A smart cookie.

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Why are people who used to be perts very smart?

Because they are ex-perts.

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Why are taking good notes like a beautiful June day?

They summerize.

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What do people say when they think something you said is not funny?

Very funny.

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Why was Kay confused?

Because she didn't know if people were saying OK, or Oh! Kay!

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Why did Billy ask to borrow his friend's shoes?

Because he was told not to judge someone until you stand in their shoes.

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What permission did the poet need to write poetry?

Poetic license.

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