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What do you call people who work together in a chocolate factory?

Cocoa co-workers.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?

Congress.

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What do you call a demonstration at a diner?

A counter-demonstration.

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Why didn't the group of doctors sit down?

They didn't want to be sitting docs.

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What psychological issue does this represent?

De pendant C.

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What happens when the king's neck hurts?

He has a royal pain in the neck.

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What is a cartoon of puppets on strings called?

Suspended animation.

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Why did the leopard go the empty parking lot and go from one parking space to another?

It wanted to prove wrong those said it couldn't change its spots.

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When it comes to understanding things, what is the most important letter in the alphabet?

Y

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What do you call a perfect egg?

Egg-selent.

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How did Betty feel when her guests said they wanted coffee instead of her delicious Thyme tea?

She didn't want to waste her Thyme on them.

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What Far Eastern city's music has something in common with the blues?

Seoul music.

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