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What vegetable do you not want to take onto a boat?

A leek.

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What do you call a father who makes corny jokes?

Pop corn.

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What letter of the alphabet is similar to a person with a split personality?

W

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What did the oil prospector say when he found out the oil well was dry?

Oh, well!

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Why was the singer embarrassed to go on stage and perform?

Because he was a little horse, and he had a frog in his throat.

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Who is this?

Gaucho Marx

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What do you call dew that stays on the grass and doesn't disappear?

Resi dew that is over dew.

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Why didn't Maxine like using coupons that could be torn out of magazines?

She thought they were a rip-off.

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What is a loud group of boys playing called?

Boisterous.

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What is exercizing at home called?

The home stretch.

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What did farmer Bill Rath call the grapes that grew in his vineyard?

Grapes of Rath.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

It felt it had no porpoise in life.

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