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How did people feel when the Eastern and Western railroads met?

They were glad to make ends meet.

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What is it called if someone rebels against the trees?

Tree-son.

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Why are the tops of mountains called 'peaks'?

Because they peek at us from a distance.

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How could one describe all the things that Bob disliked?

Each is a version of a different aversion.

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When Sir Edmund Hillary climbed Mount Everest in 1953, how did he feel?

He felt on top of the world.

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Why did the Jones family put pails at the edge of their property?

Because everthing after that was beyond the pail.

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What do you lightening that starts a forest fire?

A match made in heaven.

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Why do we peel fruit?

If fruit has a peel, it doesn't have appeal.

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What is this a picture of?

Air Bee and Bee

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How did the 2 robbers work together?

They would co-robberate.

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What gift does the soccer player not like to receive?

He doesn't like ties, he prefers to get victories.

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What did Joey do when his mother said his bathroom towel was dirty, and he should throw it in the hamper?

He threw in the towel.

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