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What award did Frank Lloyd Wright win with this design?

A stairing contest

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Which two animals have the lowest integrity?

The lyin and the cheetah.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What is an orthodontist's main goal?

A sound bite

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did we know the Russian musician would be a good match for the ballet dancer?

Because he played the ballet lika.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Which fruits pair well with Chinese food?

Mandarin oranges or pears.

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