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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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I know the capitals of all 50 States.

For instance, Montana starts with a capital "M".

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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