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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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P.T. Barnum was right...

There is a sucker born every minute.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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What happened when the drummer rejoined the marching band?

There were repercussions.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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A son of a gun.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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