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What is this?

A photo of synthesis.

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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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What did his kids say when their father told them they were eating lamb?

Ewe!

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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