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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Is it possible to Google a goose?

Yes, but easier to Google a gaggle.

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What is happening here?

He's checking his bill for web service.

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