Pictures:

What type of tree is this?

A palm tree.

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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Why is this large gun a better value than smaller ones?

It provides a bigger bang for your buck.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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