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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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What happens to an ethical Italian cleaning lady after she passes away?

She's a maid in heaven.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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Why should we have more appreciation for street contractors?

Because they pave the way for us.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What do you call a one-legged hippo?

A hoppo

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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