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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What did the painter say when told he was supposed to paint the ship WHITE - not navy blue?

Oops - I blue it.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How was the rabbit compensated for keeping mice out of the garden?

With a nice celery.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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