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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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What do people on the Keto Diet use to measure their food intake?

A carburetor

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