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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Joseph Glidden invented the modern security fence. Who was his wife?

Barb

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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Is this cat anything special?

Yes - it's The Cat in the Hat.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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