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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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How did the man who ate nothing but vegetable soup for decades live to be 100?

He took good stock in himself.

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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