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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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How did the winner prevail in this competition?

He was on a roll

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

It was just revolting.

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Is it legal to wear a shirt like this in public in the US?

Yes, we have a right to bare arms.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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Which window specialty focuses on commercial accounts?

Pane Management specialists.

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What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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