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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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