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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What's the best time to create a virtual loaf of bread?

E-leaven.

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Why did one man leave the card playing group of his wife's friends?

He needed to "de-talks".

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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