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Why did the writer visit the U.S. Mint?

To coin a phrase.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Which paintings are not on display in museums?

Those with no strings attached.

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How are a sanitation truck and computer similar?

Both are garbage in / garbage out

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