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Why did the priest act so differently in church?

It was his altar ego

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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