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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

1992

Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What happens to dairy cows when they die?

They get CREAMated.

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

1993

How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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