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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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How did the man get his young dog to stop barking?

He wore Hush Puppies

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did the telemarketer use his clavicle to rest his headset?

Because that's his caller bone.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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What type of party involves guests dancing around an array of coffee tables?

A shin dig

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Why do some people seem to find things out before others?

They're member of the heard.

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