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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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Why is it that lions get more food than tigers, leopards, and jaguars?

They always get the lion's share

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Who's bigger - Mr. Bigger, or Mr. Bigger's baby, and why?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigger.

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