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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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What did the cop say to the driver who offered a bribe?

Fine.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What is a good 2-part security method?

Beagles and locks.

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Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

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