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What was Salvador Dali's favorite breakfast?

Surreal

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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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Why do most adults stop enjoying puns once they get older?

They become groan-ups.

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How did the medical student choose Ophthalmology as a specialty?

He researched his options, and the eyes had it.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Do people in the UK use common sense?

No, the common pence.

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Why was the vegetarian disappointed at the dinner party?

He thought sweetbreads came from a bakery.

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How did the the drunkard summarize his drinking binge?

With a short schnapsis

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