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What was the first name of the woman who invented soft drinks, and where did she live?

Sarah soda

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What did the Design major do when he wasn't accepted to the program?

He went back to the drawing board.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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Where do puns come from?

The funny farm

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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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What do you call a PhD in Mathematics?

An Add Executive.

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