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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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Two women named Annette auditioned as flamenco dancers, but the director couldn't decide which to choose. What did he do?

He cast Annettes

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why was the girl so upset to have to repeat her class?

She felt degraded.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

"Don't mansion it".

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What happens when a wolf learns about mindfulness?

He becomes aware wolf.

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