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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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How to summarize a person's life after being convicted of a crime?

Con descending.

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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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What's happening here?

A cargo ship is trying to contain itself.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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