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Why did the general always have his walking stick with him?

He never made decisions without his staff.

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Which horse did the cowboy only ride after dark?

A night mare

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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What's the proper thing to say to a friend who just bought a fancy new wine cooler?

Cool!

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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A picture worth a thousand words.

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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