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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why did Mother Goose's child stay home from school?

It was a lame duck.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What factors have helped Amazon retain repeat business?

Free Shipping and Auto-Ordering are two Prime examples.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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What is the man on the right doing?

Scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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What do you call someone with no capacity at all for gardening?

A blooming idiot.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Who was more intelligent as a child - Alec Baldwin or Alec Guinness?

They were both Smart Alecs.

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