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What is as important as a good watch dog?

A good CAT scan

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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What did the Aztec comedy troupe call themselves?

The Inca Hoots

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Why did the weight-loss clinic hire a dermotologist?

To make people skinny.

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What happens when King Charles has a bad dream?

It's a royal nightmare.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Where are these people located?

In La-la Land.

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What do you call a sick lawyer?

ill legal.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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