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A field of hole wheat.

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What happens when parents from Asia spin their children?

They become dis-Oriented

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What position is for one working part-time overseeing an orchestra?

A semi-conductor

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What do you call the top 2 Chinese translators?

The Co-Mandarin Chiefs

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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