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What do you call someone who has lost their sense of taste?

Tasteless

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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Why did the obese woman get insulted when the doctor estimated her weight?

The doctor called it a "ballpark figure".

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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