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Did Louie Armstrong enjoy playing the trumpet?

Yes, he enjoyed tooting his own horn.

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Which doctor is best to oversee your knee surgery?

The Joint Chief of Staff

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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