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A son of a gun.

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Why couldn't serfs get ahead during the Middle Ages?

Life was feudal.

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How did Jeff's friends realize he finished his entire "bucket list" over the weekend?

He looked pail

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Which psychiatry specialty deals with bizarre behavior?

Off-the-wall-ogy

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Why did the dermatologist find a new job?

He was getting rash with his patients

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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Which city do the inhabitants rarely need an alarm clock?

Waco, Texas

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What was the message on the chiropractor's answering machine?

We'll get BACK to you.

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