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What type of music do young ladies like best?

Hymns

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How did this farmer increase his bottom line?

He added a new machine to cut celeries.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Which U.S. city do people have the hardest time losing weight?

Gainesville, FL

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Where you can get chicken broth in bulk?

The stock market

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What happens to old Texas Rangers who can no longer serve?

They become de-ranged

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What happened when a jar of pickles spilled onto music sheets?

It made sour notes.

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Why do electricians monitor the news so closely?

To keep current.

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Why did Jon quit his job at the marble quarry?

He was always between a rock and a hard place.

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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Why was President Clinton elected in between Presidents George H. and George H.W.?

Because a Bill at hand is worth two in the Bush.

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