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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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Why do jockeys have a reputation for being lazy?

They horse around all day.

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Which ethnic food is highest in fiber?

Thai

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

2003

What happens when a hit ball that collides with a bird?

It's ruled a fowl ball

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

2006

How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What can have both a good and bad result?

Pennies from Heaven

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

1999