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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What do you get when your optician is a comedian?

A man who makes a spectacle of himself.

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What is the official fruit of Florida?

Elderberries

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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How does one obtain a very firm crease from the dry cleaner?

Request an increase.

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Why did the woman crash into the building where Mark had just been standing?

Her driving instructor told to hit the mark.

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How to people from this country justify where they were born?

They must Peruv it.

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Is the entire world starting to think exactly the same?

Just the indoctri-nations.

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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