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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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What did the doctor use this room for?

A wading room

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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If a construction crew must build their skyscraper 1 floor a day, but fell behind, what should they do?

Make up stories.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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How do you distinguish between a numerator and denominator?

There's a fine line between the two.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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