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What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

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Which famous explorer invented the golf shirt?

Marco Polo

1600

Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

1087

Is basting a real stitch?

Mmm...sew-sew.

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What is the exact enrollment at the Carmelite Convent?

Nun

1499

What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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Does the manufacturer make much money from selling these?

Nah, they make peanuts.

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How in one word can one complain that their grapes aren't ripe yet?

Gripe

872

My friend stopped working at the chemical factory.

It was a toxic work environment.

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Why did the Chinese military leader suffer from malnutrition?

Everyone kept eating General Tso's chicken.

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