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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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If Fairly Dickinson University provides undergraduate degrees, what is their graduate school called?

Very Dickinson

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If it's bad to overbake a cake, what if you underbake it?

Then it's batter.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What do Navy cadets do to lower belly fat?

Navel exercises.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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What happens if you ask your builder not to carpet the steps in your house?

He'll give you a blank stair.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why are Persians good forecastors of future events?

Because they can far see (Farsi).

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