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What do you call the owner of a curtain ring company?

The ringleader

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How are the prices at the new Italian restaurant?

They cost a pretty penne.

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Which fruit has a Y chromosome?

BOYSenberries

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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Why did the flock of unshorn sheep keep bumping into each other?

They had the wool over their eyes

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Why should you learn sign language?

It comes in handy.

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Why are some men more inherently curious?

They have larger "why" chromosomes.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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