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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Why do some people love bowling?

It's right up their alley.

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What is it called when police interrogate a hen?

Grilled chicken.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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What is the vegetable of choice for most percussionists?

Beets, of course.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why do some major in Hospitality Management?

To learn the inns and outs of the subject.

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A son of a gun.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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