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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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What is another name for a car's complete history?

An autobiography.

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When would someone use fine sandpaper?

When they are off coarse.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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What happens when King Charles gets a toothache?

It's a royal pain.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Which dog breed echoes an overly enthusiastic relative?

A Pinscher

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What is this man doing?

He's "piering" down

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