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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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How much does it cost to swim with sharks?

An arm and a leg.

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Who was Karl Marx's sister, and why is she famous?

Her name was Onya, and she invented the starting pistol.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Why don't people realize when the owner of a flower shop makes fun of them?

They can't see the florist for the tease.

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What's he doing?

Flying by the seat of his pants.

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Who was Alexander Graham Belsky?

The first telephone Pole

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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