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What was the policeman's response when Bill said he was speeding to get to his yoga class?

He thought it was a stretch.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Picasso painted over 50,000 works. What type of painter was he?

A surreal (serial) painter

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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Which division of a hospital has the best patient supervision?

The "I see you" (ICU)

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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Are these seagulls?

No, they're stool pigeons.

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Why is wine part of religious ceremonies?

Because it's De' vine.

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What's going on here?

A feeding friendsy.

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Why was Achmed the thief unpopular with the other shepherds?

He got other people's goats.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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