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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Which dog breed enjoys a traditional Jewish breakfast?

Beagles

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How did the rock group debase themselves?

By firing their bass player.

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How did guests know chili would be the main course?

Somebody spilled the beans.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is this university's sister-school?

Death Valley Tech.

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What are mens' favorite legume?

Chick peas

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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What type of tree is this?

A Pair Tree

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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