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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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What did the man's wife say when he woke up hung over, after a party?

She asked what was "ale"ing him.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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Did this school receive its name on purpose?

No, by occident.

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Why do many people choose low-fat milk?

Whole milk wheys them down.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was usually a hair-raising experience.

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Who invented the World Wide Web?

Spiderman!

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