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What is someone called who sees a crime committed at an Apple store?

An iWitness

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Is dehydrating fruits a good idea?

It's full of hot air.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What do auto mechanics call their rest periods?

Coffee brakes.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Why should one take colitis seriously?

It could lead to a semi-colon.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

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