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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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Why did Stu work for the Dept. of Transportation?

He loves hitting the road.

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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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Why couldn't Katy find her grocery list?

It was a running list, so off it went!

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Why are there so many types of Asian cuisine?

For different woks of life.

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How did the hunter get the male deer he shot out of the woods?

His friends came, and they all passed the buck.

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Why was this man being treated intervenously?

He had severe poison i.v.

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How is he trying to lose weight by wearing bread on his head?

It's a new loaf hat diet.

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What do those who negotiate atomic non-proliferation treaties study?

Nuclear Medicine

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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