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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Why did Bob think this would be a balanced diet?

It was 3 square meals a day.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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Why was it so easy to reverse-engineer this dessert recipe?

It was a piece of cake.

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Why was the optician embarrassed the morning after the party?

He'd made a spectacle of himself.

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What did the man say when he no longer needed to wear glasses?

Bye, focals!

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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How did the Mexican "Uno Dos" bandits get their name?

They'd leave without a "tres".

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What did the English actor say when asked if this image could be in England?

Yes, that's my queue.

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