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What is a risk of driving an electric car?

Being charged with battery.

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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Why was WC Fields not very popular in England?

Because of his first initials.

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How was a comedian asked to perform at the Orthopedist's Convention?

Please...humerus.

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Why did Joe use so much weather stripping?

He opposed the draft.

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What did Al think about his friend owning his own plumbing supply business?

It was just a pipe dream.

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How did the trucking company become so successful?

They went the extra mile.

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What's the best way to get people to listen to you?

Create a heeded discussion.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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