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What does it take to be a great telemarketer?

Focus. You must be dialed-in.

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How do some people deal with eating leftovers on Black Friday?

They go cold turkey.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What novel experience did Dan like to share with others?

His joy of reading new novels.

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Why was the whole school on pins and needles waiting for their test results?

It was an acupuncture school.

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Why is the school excavating?

They needed a level playing field.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why is voting "Nay" more direct than voting Aye"?

It's straight from the horse's mouth.

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Why do horses have low divorce rates?

They have stable relationships.

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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