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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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How do you make a waterbed more bouncy?

Use spring water.

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Was the snack food factory worker hurt when the machine exploded?

No, but had a chip on his shoulder.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What did they say about the king who was only 12 inches tall?

He was an excellent ruler.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why are trombone players usually easy going people?

They've learned to let things slide.

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Which field of study is best for life coaches to major in?

Pathology

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What's this?

A son of a gun.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why was a homeless man invited to join the London Symphony Orchestra??

They needed someone to play an 'oboe'.

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