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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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My friend says people think that he is egotistical.

I told him not to have his "I" out for them.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What happens to one's ability to walk after 8 drinks?

The results are staggering.

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What is someone called who cleans vacuum cleaners?

A vacuum cleaner.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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