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What is another name for the Stanley Cup Finals?

The Punch Bowl

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Which African nation is known for their pigs?

Guinea

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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Why did the judge put the man in jail for stealing from the bakery?

Evidence showed he really took the cake.

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What happened to the fireman who fought fire with fire?

He got fired.

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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How did the tycoon ask his architect to design a modest home?

He said, "Don't mansion it".

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What's this?

A 5 o'clock shadow.

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