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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

2001

What is an intricate fear of clusters of buildings called?

A complex complex complex.

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Where do gardeners love to shop?

Bloomingdales

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Which U.S. landmark are people in the biggest hurry to visit?

Mount Rush more.

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How do authorities in England express their appreciation for the public maintaining orderly lines?

ThanQueue

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How were Reggie and his friends referred to?

Regimen

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How would you refer to your dog-sitting neighbor that lost your pet?

Your dog gone neighbor.

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Why did John think he had Type O blood, when he really had Type A?

His birth records had a Type O.

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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