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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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Do professional golfers practice for all 19 holes?

Of course.

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Why was the lady afraid to get her head measured at sea?

She was afraid of cap sizing.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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Why were the homeowner's dogs silent when a burglar came and went?

They were hush puppies.

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What type of gopher is the most difficult to keep out of a celery patch?

A stalker

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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Did you hear about the lawsuit between NBA players and the league?

It was a basket case.

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How to describe a boxer too tired to continue?

Out of whack.

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What's the most serious bone in the body?

The sternum

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Why do dessert lovers like this airline?

They serve pie in the sky.

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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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