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How did President Johnson always know the right thing to say?

A little Birdie told him.

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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Why did Janet join the church choir?

She likes singing hims.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Why do UN ambassadors stay so healthy?

Diplomatic Immunity

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What did Reggie name his band?

The Regimen

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What's a good marketing tagline for Budweiser?

Taste Buds!

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What do you call an Arabic Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

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Which king was this?

Edward IV - he had a short reign.

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What did the father buffalo say to his eldest when they parted?

Bye, son.

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What is the motto of the Gluten Intolerance Association?

The Pain of Grain Makes us Mainly Abstain.

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What did Jay say when there was an explosion at his factory?

"Let the chips fall where they may".

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