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Why did Bill not become a gastroenterologist?

He didn't have the guts.

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How are a salad and a Paris bathroom similar?

They both accommodate French dressing.

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Why do deer hunters prefer larger guns?

It's a bigger bang for their buck.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why is this wild cat upset?

He was told that cheetahs never prosper.

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What type of person uses oxygen bleach to brush his teeth?

An oxymoron

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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Where in Manhattan are you most likely to find a spot for your car?

Central Park

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Why did the army's mortar shells keep falling out?

They were dealing with a loose canon.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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What is the largest bone on hippos?

Their hips.

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