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Which vegetable is best served mashed?

Squash

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What sickness does one get from building too hot a fire in a ski cottage?

Cabin fever

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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Why do 95% of bald people still own a comb?

They can't part with it.

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Why do we use the term "rode" once we've ridden?

We've been down that road before.

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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Which business finds emergency replacement musicians?

Band Aid

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Horses are fun to ride...

...but make terrible neigh bors.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What's a good name for a plumbing company?

In Sink

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