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Why did the cinnamon havester quit his job?

He kept barking up the wrong tree.

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How did this person respond when asked how they're doing?

Doing well, thank you.

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How did the squirrel corner the market on acorns?

He opened many branches.

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Where is the best place to find highly unusual things?

A bizarre

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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How did diners at the Chinese restaurant react to the LED lighting?

They asked if they could Dim Sum.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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A book about basement renovation ideas?

Best Cellars

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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