Pictures:

A photo of synthesis.

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This animal is a practical joker.

He just got his friend's goat.

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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What's good advice when photographing celestial beings?

Be sure you get the best angel.

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Jason Hernandez is 7'3", and wears the largest shoes in the world..

That's quite a feet.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why was this water making high-pitched noises?

Because it was a creak.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Which device measures carbohydrates?

A carburetor

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How were people getting hit by the same bicycle every day?

It was a vicous cycle.

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