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Why was running to the grocery store not her first run that morning?

She first ran out of milk.

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What happened to the man driving with a broken tail pipe?

He became exhausted.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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Which sea creature is more strange than a platypus?

An odder

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What was the result of the vote?

Neighs won.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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What's a good name for a plumbing supply distributor?

Sink Inc.

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This is our new dog, Crusty.

All he does is loaf around all day.

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How did Joe afford an expensive water filter system for his home?

At a liquidation sale.

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