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Why do people in the Czech capital feel priviledged?

They're used to their Prague-ative.

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How are marriage and divorce similar?

In both cases, you tie a knot / not.

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Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

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Why did Mike lose his job as a masseur?

He rubbed people the wrong way.

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What are the strongest sea creatures?

Mussels

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Why was the plumber scared to unclog bathroom sinks?

It was always a hair-raising experience.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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The new movie about RVs should be a good one.

I saw the trailer.

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What do you call an airline founded by a group of inheritors?

United Heirlines

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Who does one who can't figure out their career speak to?

An Occupational Therapist.

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What are these?

Cocoa Nuts

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