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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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Which type of make-up remover is used by all genders?

Withdrawing an apology

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How do we know that Sinatra only took local streets?

It was "My way", or the highway.

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Why did this guy think he'd be good at bartending?

He came from a "pour" family.

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What is the study of the latest scientific breakthroughs?

Newrology

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Which is the most proactive garden rodent?

The gofer.

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How did the "Closed" sign read at the smoke shop?

Close...but no cigar!

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Which internal organ has the most audacity?

The gall bladder.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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