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Why is being grateful the best investment?

It always appreciates.

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Which sea creature is not friendly to other sea creatures?

Anemone

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Which type airplane do people like to stare at?

A Leer Jet.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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What is the most important thing to have when sanding wood?

True grit.

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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Do people enjoy recycling so many items?

Sort of.

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What happens to unsold bread from the bakery?

It's toast.

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What does a smart person have in common with a school principal?

They are both in charge of their faculties.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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