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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What did the man say when needing to repair his socks?

Darn!

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Which medical specialty is best for focusing on others?

Your ology

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What did the man say after a meteor destroyed his house?

This really hit home.

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What did Paul McCartney say when a hornet flew into his house and scared people?

Let it bee

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Why did the homeowner get upset that he had to install this?

He just needed to vent.

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What is a required course for train designers?

Pullmonology

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Which country makes the best pan-seared steaks?

Sear-ya.

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