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What did the sheep say to his friend who had been sheared?

Boy did you get fleeced.

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Where was cheese discovered?

Curd-istan

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Why do people get hit by the same bicycle every day?

It's a vicous cycle.

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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What happened to the dry cleaner who processed a man's jacket with a wallet left in the pocket?

He was charged with money laundering.

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What's the most dangerous thing to read in Braille?

DO NOT TOUCH!

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How did the new photographer's business double in no time?

Increased exposure.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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How did Phil become such an expert at bumper cars?

He took a crash course.

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What is this fooseball player in need of?

Plastic Surgery

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What occurs when the amount of garbage exceeds space in the trash can?

It is beyond the pail.

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How does a pipefitter foreman ensure his workers aren't too noisy when on jobsites?

He asks them to pipe down.

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