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Why do people love Tom so much?

It's his rye sense of humor.

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Why is rationalizing worse than we think?

It uses rational lies.

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Why was the nurse pleased to immunize this boy?

Because she was giving him her best shot.

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How can we summarize the price and effectiveness of EV charging stations?

Some don't charge at all.

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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Why is an Achilles tendon injury so severe?

They take forever to heel.

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What did the royals think about their subject's continued protests?

They thought it was revolting.

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Who was always $1 in debt?

Buck Owens

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Why did the woman remove unsightly blood vessels in her legs?

She was vein.

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What is the term for a relapse of influenza?

Deja Flu

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Why did the soldier not want to share his rank with other people?

It was private.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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