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Why did the man travel to India for a corned beef sandwich?

He heard they had a new Delhi.

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How was the woman able to remember to buy a new pail?

It was on her bucket list.

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What did the cemetery director say when a man bought one grave, and then another for his wife?

"Hmm...the plot thickens!"

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Why did the foolish prospector think the goldmine was his?

There was a sign outside it that said "Mine".

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What are abortions called in Czechoslovakia?

Cancelled Czechs

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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Which career works the fewest hours per week?

A Monday morning quarterback.

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did Joe work in a pizza shop?

He kneaded the dough.

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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did Paul put on his glasses when working with his team?

To make sure everyone was clear.

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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