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Which Russian leader used delay tactics as a military strategy?

Stallin'

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Why was no one able to buy more summer hats after a man just did?

That was the last straw.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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What were the Smiths not concerned with?

Keeping up with the Joneses.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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Why was Len's music career over before it began?

He was asked to return with a demo.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What did the lady on the subway say when a panhandler asked for a donation?

Sorry, I'm strapped at the moment.

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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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What is the waiting area for mens' haircuts called?

The barber queue

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