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What did the losing coach say about his opponent after losing by 52 points?

I found them very offensive.

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What is not a nice way to describe how one's vacuum cleaner works?

It sucks!

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Which company broadcasts highlights of basketball, hockey, tennis, and soccer?

Net-flix

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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How to properly refer to someone convicted for illegally texting?

Con-text

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Why is being a jockey such a desirable profession?

They just horse around all day.

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What is a contradictory fact about this specific school?

It's off a 4 lane highway.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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Why did the pastry chef cut her chocolate cake at such sharp angles?

She wanted Brownie points

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Why did the Indian chief never have to sleep outside?

He had reservations.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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What are the options in making it to shore?

Row oar swim.

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