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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why wasn't the student's cousin able to pick her up from school?

It wasn't a pparent.

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What type of approach do burrowing animals take when designing their living quarters?

Holistic

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Who is Darth Vader's wife?

Her name is Ellie Vader - she really uplifts him.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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How did this team win the championship?

They put up their Dukes.

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What is moistening meat based on?

The meat.

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How does one refer to the hallways at mental institutions?

Psycho paths.

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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What happens when military officers attend a party?

They order everyone "a round".

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Why did George sell his barber shop?

He found cleaning it to be a hair-raising experience.

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