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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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Which industry helps news broadcast companies remain profitable?

Radiology

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Which country has the most virologists and epidemiologists?

Germ any

1101

My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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What can be said about the determination of these ladies?

They are knitty-gritty.

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What was the frustrated mother grateful for after trying to toilet train her toddler?

ICBM

332

What happens to old auto mechanics?

They just re-tire.

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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How much does a teenager weigh?

An Instagram.

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Why did Jay attend traffic court for his illegal Left Turn?

He knew he was right.

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Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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