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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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Why is a Phillips-head screwdriver so popular?

People see it as a plus.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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Why did J.K. Rowling stop writing Harry Potter books after book 7?

That's all she wrote.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What did the mason say when he realized an error was made on a headstone?

What a grave mistake.

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What do we have here?

Katy barred the door.

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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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What did the baseball park do when their antique organ stopped working?

They found an organ donor.

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What's involved with cloud seeding?

It's just shooting the breeze.

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