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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

297

Why are bakery employees so nice to their customers?

They know where their bread is buttered.

435

Why do some people choose to do mixed martial arts?

Just for kicks.

912

Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

1084

How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

791

Why do some of these specific instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

826

What is a good name for a Gastroenterologist Group?

Intestinal Fortitude

1997

What's so special about Willy the window washer?

He never missed work for 37 years - the longest streak ever.

370

What do you call a broken garbage receptacle?

A has bin.

72

Why is this bandwagon no longer in use?

Too many people were jumping on it.

1813

Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

1067

Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

488