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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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What does an audio engineer do?

Provide sound advice.

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Which dog breed is the most inherently spoiled?

Rot weilers

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What demonstrated Rover's loyalty most?

He'd jump through hoops.

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Why did the luxury home builder use only inexpensive laminate kitchen countertops?

He lost his marbles

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Where do livestock veterinarians have their prescriptions filled?

At the farmacy

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Why was the son of a drapery store owner upset when flunking out of college?

He knew it was curtains for him.

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What is 100-proof Wild Turkey?

Seeing a wild turkey with your own eyes.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Why did the Mexican man take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks.

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Why was was it so loud everywhere Tim went?

He liked stealing everyone's thunder.

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Why do people dislike washing windows?

They're a pane.

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