Pictures:

Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why did Alan quit his job as a probate attorney?

He didn't like putting on heirs.

816
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why don't gluten-free people consume wheat?

It goes against their grain.

436
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Do allergists make a good living?

It's nothing to sneeze at.

243
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's happening here?

Deliberations in a kangaroo court.

1290
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What did the uninitiated tourist think when he visited here?

People were talking to the wall.

638
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What do mermaids use to wash their fins?

Tide

2518
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Who was the head baker to the junior baker?

Her roll model.

1316
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

2240
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

How are making puns similar to oil drilling?

They both can be crude or refined.

2136
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the official nut of schools and educators?

mACADEMIA nuts

789
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What is the proper way to greet a hand truck?

Hello dolly!

196
Shane Ronay
General
Picture

What's the best way to eliminate vapor from your windshield?

I haven't the foggiest idea.

1775