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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Why are jellyfish so mean?

Because they're spineless.

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Who is in charge of a bicycle factory?

The spokesperson

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What did the procrastinator tell those who said he'd never get anywhere?

"You just wait!"

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What are these soldiers doing?

Trying to keep their chin-ups.

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What did the surgeon say when the patient asked if he could administer his own anesthesia?

Sure, knock yourself out.

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Why did the injured man show no emotion for 6 weeks?

He'd broken both his humerus and sternum.

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Where's the best place to shop in order to escape?

A flee market

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Which sea creature is stranger than a platypus?

An odder

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How long must one walk a dog that lives indoors?

Until they're pooped.

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Who oversees decisions at a car alignment company?

The Steering Committee.

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