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Why did Bill order these to wear himself?

He's trying to lose weight through resistance-training.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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What is the study of focusing on others called?

Yourology

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Why do bees stay in their hives during winter?

Swarm.

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Which architecture style was used for the new personalized learning center?

Modern Tudor

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Why is lumping people together not a good practice?

Because to average them is "mean".

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What do you call a pig who lost his voice?

Disgruntled

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How do weight loss clinics refer to conversations regarding restricted foods?

Ate speech

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Why did the graffiti artist stop before he was arrested for vandalism?

He read the writing on the wall.

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Why did Sally serve beef jerky at the dinner party?

It was her dry sense of humor.

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Why don't ATM machines provide quarters?

It doesn't make cents.

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