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What is the purpose of this truck?

It transports people on the brink.

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What are the odds that this man will slim down?

A fat chance.

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What do you do when your electrical system short-circuits?

Re-fuse to make it work.

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Why was the homeowner scared of the zombies at his front door?

They were dead ringers of friends of his.

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Why did the man buy so much bottled water?

There was a liquidation sale.

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What diagnosis caused the man to break his leg by being too anxious?

A stress fracture

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How did the nobels of Camelot ask the king to help their painful joints?

Arthur - right us.

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Which industry holds most people's interest?

Banking

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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How did the honor student ace his Political Science exam?

By being politically correct.

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Which crime is most prevalent at this school?

Assault

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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