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Which country is most upset about gas-guzzling automobiles?

Mad at gas car

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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Where do mathematicians go on vacation?

Times Square

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Have you heard of the band called Cellophane?

They're a wrap group.

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Why was Timmy destined to become a tennis pro?

He raised a racket since he was young.

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What happened when shipping containers with materials for making shoes sank?

There were thousands of lost soles.

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What happened to this couple just before the wedding?

They disengaged.

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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why do the Polish not force their cuisine on others?

They figure it's their pierogi-tive.

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What did the man say whose property was destroyed by a meteor?

It really left an impact.

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Who oversees chickens?

Chicken Tenders

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What did Larry name his new ink and toner business?

Ink, Inc.

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