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What's going on here?

The cat is practically out of the bag.

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Why did the mother have sore hands?

She had meta-carpools.

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Why is this bench so comfortable?

The lumber support.

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Why don't some believe in Evolution?

They think it's monkey business.

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What's another way of referring to "the middle of the ocean"?

The Marine Core

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Why is this the most expensive dish in the restaurant?

It's 24 carrot plated.

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Is the quantum physics theory about electrons disappearing and reappearing elsewhere really true?

That's neither here nor there.

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How do you know if a commercial zip line is safe?

It complies with the Zip Code.

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What is a caveman's favorite meal?

A club sandwich.

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How do patrons locate a Greek restaurant when their GPS isn't working?

They use a gyro scope

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What did Rob's wife do when he realized he'd bought a guitar missing some components?

She told him not to fret.

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What did the family photographer say to those posing?

We'll be done in a flash.

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