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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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How were crews asked to stop construction of this specific hospital?

Please hold the Mayo.

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Who made outdoor tables and chairs popular in Dublin?

Paddy O'Furniture

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Which psychology specialty focuses on dealing with others?

Yourology

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What does the NLRB do?

They oversee support groups for expectant mothers.

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Why is being a cloud seeder such an easy job?

They just shoot the breeze all day long.

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What happens if someone accidently drank hair coloring?

They could dye.

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What is the proper term for a clash between snakes?

A hissy fit

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Why must all people grow spiritually?

It's our soul purpose.

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Did Steve really buy this antique violin for only $5?

Yes, and with no strings attached!

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What do we know about this man?

He's getting too big for his britches.

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