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What was the computer monitor's New Year's resolution?

1920 X 1080, same as the year before.

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How does a butcher greet his customers?

Nice to meat you!

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What type of shop specializes in watch components that are accurate up to the minute?

A second-hand store.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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Which type of realtor focuses only on promoting people's basements?

A celler's agent.

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Which medical specialty focuses on interior design for hospitals?

Roomitology

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What do you call someone who loves displaying their mink coat?

A show fur.

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Why are men more curious than women?

Because of their "why" chromosomes.

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What did the children say when given these?

Ooh...goody, goody gumdrops!

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What is another name for a florist?

A petal pusher

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What is the key to "flipping" houses?

Heavy leverage

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Why did the quarterback run instead of throwing to his wide receiver?

He was cut off at the pass.

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