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What type of meeting is this?

A Piece Summit.

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Why did Jerry choose to work with the elderly?

He enjoyed other Jerry-atrics.

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Which part of the world do people contract mild forms of amnesia?

Micronesia

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Is it better to study for longer or shorter periods of time?

Either way, the answer is "know"

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Why do some of these instruments look different from the others?

They're members of the opposite sax.

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How does appreciation show one's intelligence?

You're a great fool if your not grate ful.

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After going bankrupt, what did Bob name his new honey business?

Plan Bee

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Why did the newborn require immediate surgery?

He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

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Where did the name "Turks and Caicos" come from?

Someone couldn't pronounce "turquoise".

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How was the octopus able beat the shark in a fight?

It was well armed.

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Come Precious...it's time for dinner!

Not right meow.

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How did Gary build a successful drainpipe business?

Having his mind in the gutter.

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