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How does one get men to listen?

Stress to "He'd" his words.

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Why was Fred training male deer to run fast?

To make a fast buck.

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What do you call online support for barbers?

Eclips

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Why did Debra Smith come up with exactly 1,263 famous idioms?

That's all she wrote.

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How did the boat sink at the dock?

Too much pier pressure.

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If a friend's cousin donates a kidney to his friend's cousin, what does it make the two friends?

Second cousins, once removed.

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What is a good chili recipe?

Go outside without a coat.

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How do some people react when seeing a bee colony this large?

Thjey get the hives

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What do you call someone who believes only 12.5% in a Universal Being?

An eighth-iest

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What was obvious to everyone, but no one dared mention?

The elephant in the room.

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Why was the young mathematician encouraged when computing the formula of circles?

He was told it was easy as pi.

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