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Where do uncles find their wives?

An aunt farm

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Why did astrophysicist Steven Hawking fail his history class?

It wasn't rocket science.

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Who was Zig Ziglar's brother, and why did they never see each other?

Zag Ziglar, and they were always in opposite places.

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Why do commuters need sleep specialists?

They are always exhausted.

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How best to describe someone who only sees his own perspective?

MYopic.

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What would you call one of these owned by several people?

An OUR Glass

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Did the early frost kill all the fish in the fish pond?

No, they were just being koi.

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Why did the baker always make jokes about bread?

To get a rise out of people.

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How to refer to someone who suddenly became a grandmother?

An Instagram

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Which martial art was this rabbi most proficient at?

Jew-Jitsu

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What device do psychologists use to measure positive emotions?

An Oh!dometer

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My friend moved to Helsinki, but couldn't fit in.

He found it hard to Finnish anything.

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