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What did two male siblings name their soup business?

Broth-ers

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Which hospital uses high-fat condiments to cure diseases?

The Mayo Clinic

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What is ironic about The Flat Earth Society?

Their members are all around the globe.

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What is a punster's favorite vegetable?

Corn (you knew that).

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why did the man make window blinds from potato peels?

He heard they were a nightshade.

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What would Freud say if he made a commercial?

"Let go of my ego".

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What's the motto of the National Air Traffic Controller Association?

"Don't know if you're coming or going? We do!".

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How did the asphalt worker react to his foot being run over by a steam roller?

He was quite impressed.

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How do mountain goats seem to defy gravity on steep slopes?

They use cliffhangers.

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How did the wife tell her husband she was expecting triplets?

She began with a pregnant pause.

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What is this optician doing?

He's seeing eye to eye with his patient.

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Why are vultures always the last ones to leave a meal?

They have a bone to pick.

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